National Worship of Tools Day - The Ten Tool Commandments
21 Mar 2024
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Every man's yard is his promised land. With SENIX, our power is your glory. Wield it responsibly.
I.
Thou Shalt Not Cut
Another Man's Lawn.
II.
Thou Shalt Not Let Grass
Exceed 4 Inches Between April and August.
III.
Thou Shalt Not Send a
Hedge Trimmer to Do a Chainsaw's Job.
IV.
Treat Thy Neighbor's Tools as You Wish
Thine Own Tools To Be Treated.
V.
Thou Shalt Not Curse
Your Drill's Name in Vain.
VI.
Honor Thy
Neighborhood Noise Ordinance.
VII.
Return No Battery Uncharged
or Extension Cord Unwound.
VIII.
Thou Shalt Not
Covet Thy Father's Toolbox.
IX.
Blow Naught Into Thy Neighbor's Yard,
Lest He Blow Into Yours.
